May 2013
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So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.   Science:1 happy...
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OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW .... →
death-by-lulz: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED  I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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Friends
I would like to have some friends if at all possible.
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April 2013
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Tumblr is pointless
I find myself about to delete this tumblr due to the fact that everything I get on my news feed is a) guys trying to act depressed and their life sucks when in reality it dosnt they just want attention, b) a woman who’s convinced she’s nt a hipster but maybe the worst hipster on the planet due to her being a split image of it even more so now with her glasses, c) people complaining...
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the downward spiral continues
burdge: ktmakesart: i can’t believe i’m making this post, BUT. Justin Bieber instagramed this: which is just wrong in all sorts of ways, BUUUT I can’t help but notice it looks like a ripped off version of THIS art by burdge (brigid vaughn)? so, recap. 1. art theft 2. CREEPY art theft 3. i have no more words HE. DID. NOT. OMG HE DID.  I AM TORN BETWEEN LAUGHING AND THROWING UP. 
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anniephantom: labirdgeoiseed: this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times I don’t care, fuck you okay ready as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath. all of this made him a super-calloused fragile mystic...
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Coming soon
The Balancer short story, then a whole saga based off it.
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